I really don’t have time, nor do I wish to talk to the miserable being reading this, as I am too busy wallowing in self-pity and miserableness. Not that any of you would want to talk to me anyway. But if you continue to be annoyingly persistent, you may enter your information below for a blast of Pessimism and sadness. That being said, please keep your optimism away from me as I do not want to crush your delicate and naïve dreams.
Wish you weren’t here,
Charlotte L. Dodgson